Posts Tagged ‘bodily functions’

I had an important realization over the weekend: The question of peeing my pants is not a matter of if, but when.

Me: Dude. I can’t be the only one who thinks potty chairs are unbelievably gross. Dave: Oh, just wait until you have your kid. Me: What? No. My kid is getting a seat that sits on the actual toilet and a step stool. Dave: But kids find that daunting. Me: I don’t care! I’m not [...]