Cooper took his first steps about a month ago, so I’ve been treated to the patented baby zombie walk ever since.
I love how they don’t bend their knees yet, and stick their arms out for balance. When he’s walking around the house, I often watch him and just go, “Braaaains. BRRRRRAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSS.” I work from home with a barely verbal child. It’s easy to entertain me.
He’s gotten a lot better at it since then; my favorite is when he walks while drinking from his sippy cup, because he looks like a recalcitrant drunk. Which he is. Because we fill his sippy with gin.

The best part of this is your defeated groan at the end.