See, it’s funny because you thought I completely forgot about this site, but I haven’t– I’m just a failure. The truth is, I’m not entirely sure what I want to do with this space, so I’ve just kind of mentally shut down. I still haven’t figured it out, but since it’s been nearly two months since I’ve posted anything, I figured I owed you something. So I present to you, the grossest baby ever:
messy, avocado-faced baby
At one point he had avocado in his eye. Actually, wait. Inspiration just struck! I know what this site is going to be: an ongoing evidence file for the inevitable case that Child Protective Services is going to launch against me.
Oh man, wait until I tell you guys about “medicine snacks.”
