I guess I should be glad he’s excited

Me: You know what my goal is when I have this kid, right?
Luke: No, what?
Me: I want to make you cry.
Luke: Impossible.
Me: Oh, come on. You’re saying that you’re definitely not going to cry when you meet your son?
Luke: Not going to happen.
Me: I just want you to love baby as much as you apparently love We Are Marshall.
Luke: But that was sad. Having Baby isn’t sad and I don’t cry over happy things.
Me: Not even a little bit?
Luke: Nope. I’ll tell you what I will do: I’m going to yell “mine!”, tuck that baby under my arm and head for the door. I’ll look like the Heisman trophy.