Things that bother me about Lost that no one else gives a crap about #1

Are Sawyer’s legs hideously disfigured? Is he a never-nude? If not, can you explain to me why he never takes his pants off when swimming? In last night’s finale, Sawyer jumped out of a helicopter into the middle of the ocean and swam back to the island. Along the way, he managed to lose his shirt, but chose not to lose the jeans. Fact: wet jeans suck. This makes no sense to me.

Sawyer lets his jeans drag him down while swimming for his life

Even when Sawyer’s judgement isn’t colored by the fact that he may die, he still doesn’t remove the jeans. Not even during a leisurely swim with Kate in Season 1.

Sawyer feels awkwardly about his underdeveloped calves

Kate takes off her pants. What gives, Sawyer?

Dave’s theory is that he goes commando, so he wants to respect those around him. I call bullshit. You know season 1 Sawyer would have shown Kate his wang, especially if he had an excuse like this.

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