Posts on ‘April 18th, 2008’

I love maternity clothes. Like, to an uncomfortable degree. I’m only 17 1/2 weeks along, so I can still pretty much fit into my regular clothes, but I recently realized something very important: I’m only truly happy when I’m wearing jeans with an elastic waist that comes up to my boobs.

Me: Dude. I can’t be the only one who thinks potty chairs are unbelievably gross. Dave: Oh, just wait until you have your kid. Me: What? No. My kid is getting a seat that sits on the actual toilet and a step stool. Dave: But kids find that daunting. Me: I don’t care! I’m not [...]

I was watching The Office last night…alone, and when Jim pulled out the engagement ring that he had bought for Pam the week after they started dating, I actually gasped and screamed, “Oh my God!” And then I got really depressed because I doubted I would have the same explosive reaction when confronted with my [...]