Random Conversations with Family Members #8

Kali: So, you and your boyfriend have to sleep in dad and Holly’s bed with four dogs. Is that going to be awkward for you guys?
Me: What? Why would we do that? We’re going to sleep on the air mattress.
Kali: Nope. They took it with them.
Me: Dammit.
Kali: Yeah. That’s where dad and Holly do the nasty.
Me: Ack!
Kali: Hahahahahahaha. I hope they changed the sheets!
Me: Why? Just…why?
Kali: Hahahahahahhaa. Sorry. I’m a little drunk right now.
Me: It’s not even 1:00.
Kali: Yeah, I don’t really have a job.