Kali: So, you and your boyfriend have to sleep in dad and Holly’s bed with four dogs. Is that going to be awkward for you guys?Me: What? Why would we do that? We’re going to sleep on the air mattress.Kali: Nope. They took it with them.Me: Dammit. Kali: Yeah. That’s where dad and Holly do [...]
Posts from ‘June, 2007’
Jun 20
I scream, you scream, we all scream for cleverly diguised terrorism
“Honey, what the fuck is this?”
I was digging through my boyfriend’s closet trying to find things to throw away. We were moving in together and I thought it was important to get rid of as much of his crap as possible so I can keep as much of my crap as possible.
“It’s a bug-out bag.” [...]
