Thanksgiving Edition: Dad: Happy Thanksgiving! Me: Happy Thanksgiving to you too. Dad: So, I’m watching the Thanksgiving day parade on TV. Are you down there?Me: Oh, hell no. Dad: No?Me: I cannot emphasize enough the amount of “hell no” involved in that.Dad: Yeah, I’m watching those girls with the short skirts and I’m thinking, “are [...]
Posts from ‘November, 2006’
Nov 14
Last Comic Riding
I haven’t been sleeping very well lately, so when I got on the train to go to work this morning, I was tired, cranky in general, and pissed specifically at the fact that it’s only fucking Tuesday. So when I got on the packed express train at 96th street and I saw a homeless guy [...]
Nov 06
Random Conversations with Family Members #4
These are their stories: Chung Chung! Me: There are a lot of gay people who are moving into my neighborhood, but it’s still primarily Dominican.Kali: The Mexicans and the Dominicans don’t get along.Me: …okay. Well, there aren’t really any Mexicans around here, so we haven’t really had a problem.Kali: They rape each other.Me: What?Kali: With [...]
