So not only do I stalk people over the internet, but I stalk them in person as well–and put it on the internet. It’s official: I’m a Gawker Stalker (last item.) Also, suck it, Clooney.
Posts from ‘April, 2006’
Apr 18
Jesus died for our sins…but he came back for the chocolate
Tradition is important. It keeps families and societies together, and creates warm memories for generations. Easter is a holiday rife with family tradition. Some families gather all of the relatives for a morning at church followed by a home cooked meal filled with ham and things in casserole dishes that involve marshmallows. Some families have [...]
Apr 15
Even Will and Jada know where to draw the line.
I don’t care if you’re in love. I don’t care if you think you’re pretty. Couples should not wear matching jeans with the same squiggle thing on the back pockets. Even if you are from Japan.
Apr 13
I make big days extra-special
Cake is hilarious!Originally uploaded by kona99. I’ve mentioned it in passing, but last weekend was a pretty big weekend. My dad, the eternal optimist, got married for the fourth time. Sometime in February, when the family was visiting me in New York, we were at a bar and somebody had the bright idea of having [...]
Apr 11
The only difference is you have integrity, I don’t.
Okay, so let’s just go ahead and get this out of the way: I am not a repressed homosexual–but I may as well be. What I mean is, you know how people say that homophobes only go after gay people because they are full of fear and self-loathing because they themselves are gay? Well, I’m [...]
